Council Jokes / Recent Jokes

I've been calling and calling the City Council to do something about these terrible potholes! After months of badgering, they finally took action!

And now are the potholes filled?

No, now the City Council has an unlisted phone number.

One of the Council of the Twelve runs breathlessly into the Presidents'
office one day. The President looks up and says, "Brother, what is so
important that you ran all the way here, losing your breath?"
The Council member finally regains his breath, and says, "The Savior is
in the lobby!"
The President immediate starts for the door, saying, "It has come! The
prophecies are fulfilled! We are all about to be uplifted!"
The Council member says, "Wait! You didn't let me finish! She's
black, and SHE IS PISSED!"

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth...
He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an
environmental impact statement from HEPA (Heavenly Environmental
Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping
the universe pollution free.
God was granted a temporary permit for the heavenly portion of the
project, but was issued a cease and desist order on the Earthly
portion of the project, pending further investigation by HEPA. Upon
completion of His construction permit and environmental impact
statement, God appeared before HEPA council to answer some questions.
When asked why He began these projects in the first place, He simply
replied that He liked to be creative. This was not considered an
adequate reason and He was required to substantiate this further.
HEPA was unable to see any practical use for Earth anyway, since "The
Earth was void and empty and darkness was on the more...