Coz Jokes

Three pregnant woman were sitting in a Gynea's waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was a redhead and one was a brunnette).
The brunette proudly says "I'm gonna have a son' coz my husband was on top!"
Then the red says "If that's the case, then I'm gonna have a daughter' coz I was on top!".
All of a sudden the blonde gets hysterical and cries "I'M GONNA HAVE PUPPIES!"

Some men join the army coz they are single & the like war.
Other men join the army coz they are married & they like peace.