Cranky Jokes

I chanced to pass a window
While walking through a mall
With nothing much upon my mind,
Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that window
A cranky-faced old man,
And why he looked so cranky
I didn't understand. Just why he looked at ME that way
Was more than I could see
Until I came to realize
That cranky man was ME!

Q: What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?

A: A bad hare day.

I chanced to pass a window While walking through a mall With nothing much upon my mind, Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that window A cranky-faced old man, And why he looked so cranky I didn`t understand. Just why he looked at ME that way Was more than I could see Until I came to realize That cranky man was ME!

I chanced to pass a window While walking through a mall With nothing much upon my mind, Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that window A cranky-faced old man, And why he looked so cranky I didn't understand. Just why he looked at ME that way Was more than I could see Until I came to realize That cranky man was ME!

Little Johnny was puzzled as to his origin.
"How did I get here, Mommy?"
His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"And did God send YOU, too Mommy?"
"Yes, Johnny, He did."
"And GRANDMA and GREAT-GRANDMA and DADDY, too?"
Again the answer was "Yes, Johnny, He did."
Little Johnny shook his head in disbelief.
"Then you mean to tell me there has been no sex in this family for 200 years?!?!? No wonder everyone is so cranky!"