Craves Jokes

When women see a' 'caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it, while
men assume that it was meant for someone else, and come home with
every bone broken.
*Women characterize the first date, by seeing how you act and eat. Men
check to see if you can name at least one football, basketball ot
basebll star.
*When a women is pregnant and craves pickle and mustard sandwhiches,
the man groans and wines until they remind him that you are the one
having the baby HERE! But when the man craves a six pack, she
diligently goes to the store and returns five hours later with a
romantic movie.
*Women can stand to be wrong, while men make excuses about
''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault.
*When a man attends a concert, he whoops, yells, shrieks and snorts,
while he gobbles down anything he can get his hands on. While women
enjoy the show while dancing and socializing with friends.
*When women stay more...

Women understand that babies do not come from the stork.
When a women is pregnant and craves pickle and mustard sandwich's, the man groans and wines until they remind him that you are the one having the baby HERE! But when the man craves a six pack, she diligently goes to the store and returns five hours later with a romantic movie.
When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it, while men assume that it was meant for someone else, and come home with every bone broken.
Women characterize the first date, by seeing how you act and eat. Men check to see if you can name at least one football, basketball or baseball star.
Women can stand to be wrong, while men make about excuses ''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault.
When a man attends a concert, he whoops, yells, shrieks and yelps, while gobbling down anything he can get his hands on. While women enjoy the show, dancing and socializing with friends.
When women stay in the more...