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Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "Whats the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "Its my favorite nephew. Hes got three feet." "Three feet?" exclaimed her friend. "Surely thats not possible?" "Well," said Auntie, "his mothers just written to tell me hes grown another foot! "
What is the difference between a porkipine and a brand new BMW?
Porcupines have the pricks on the outside!!!
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken."
The doctor says, "Why don't you have him committed?"
The guy says, "We would, but we need the eggs."
In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, there was endless ammunition. The most frequent target was the resident assistant.
Approaching his room one afternoon, he noticed his door was ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the door's edge, ready to fall on him. As he took down the pail and emptied it into his sink, he thought, "Those crazy guys actually thought they could fool me with that old gag!" It was then he realized that "those crazy guys" had removed the drainpipe beneath the sink.
what makes a blonde go crazy ?? putting her in a round room and telling her 2 find a corner! what makes u crazy??? the blonde coming back and telling u she stood in a corner!!!
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.