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Q. Why did the blonde go crazy when she tried to kill a fish?
A.She Tried to drown it.

Crazy people go through the forest by taking take the psycho path.

While strolling around in a mental hospital, the doctor saw a patient fishing in a garbage can. The doctor decided to speak to the patient. He went and sat beside him and decided to humor the patient first.
"So how many fish did you catch today?" he asked.
"You must be crazy, don't you know this is a garbage can?!"

What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy?
A hundred dollar bill.

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and
women are crazy for it?
Money!!!

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it? Money!!!

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time more...