Creighton Jokes / Recent Jokes

When Creighton was five years old and still hadn't uttered a single word, his parents decided to take him to a doctor. To make sure the boy was in a good humor, his mother made him an ice cream sundae. But she was so anxious about the appointment that she served him shaving cream instead of whipped cream. Taking a bite, Creighton suddenly spit out the food and snarled, "Hey, this sundae is terrible!"
His parents looked at him with astonishment. "Son," his father said, "you can speak! Why didn't you ever talk before?"
Creighton replied, "Everything's been fine till now."