Criminal Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "Ill get you the cash when the bank closes."
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Who was the world's greatest thief? Atlas, because he held up the whole world!