Crorepati Jokes

1st Woman: My husband became a lakhpati because of me.
2nd Woman: What was he before?
1st woman: He was a crorepati.

Money lender: "Gupta, I will make you a lakhpati in 3 days."
Gupta: "If you do, then I will kill you."
Money lender: "Why?"
Gupta: "Because I am already a crorepati."