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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Why did the mirror cross the road? To see itself!!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken’s day off.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
A: He pull out his Diners’ Club card.
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.

While driving the car on a cross country trip I decided to lose 120 pounds of ugly fat... I left my wife at a rest stop...

What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A firequaker!