Cross Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
Q. Why did a skeleton with one hand cross the road?A. To get to the second hand store!
A rabbi and a priest had been lifelong childhood friends. The priest was always trying to covert the rabbi throughout their entire friendship. One day the Rabbi was across the street from the priest and they were meeting up at the cross walk. When the rabbi crossed the street a car came racing by and knocked the rabbi to the ground. As the rabbi got up the priest saw the rabbi cross himself. The priest came racing to his friend's aid and stated "I knew it! When the time came you would convert!" The Rabbi had no idea what the priest was talking about. The priest said "when you got up from the ground you crossed yourself. I knew when the time came and you were close to death you would see my way and convert. The rabbi proclaimed, "I did not cross myself. I was checking I had everything important.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch!!!
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
what do you get if you cross a labradore and a rockviler? a dog that scares the shit out of you then runs away with the toilet role