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George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from navigation to thoughts of how clouds look like cuddly little bunny rabbits. Upon realizing that they were lost, George declared, "Lenny -- we are going to have to lose some altitude so we can figure out where we are."George lets some hot air out of the balloon, which slowly descended below the clouds, but he still couldn't tell where they were. Far below, they could see a man on the ground. George lowered the balloon, to ask the man their location. When they were low enough, George called down to the man, "Hey, can you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yelledback, "You're in a balloon, about 100 feet up in the air."George Called down to the man, "You must be a lawyer." "Gee, George," Lenny replied, "How can you tell?" George answered, "Because more...
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand? Birdsthigh fish fingers!
Q: why did the woman cross the road?
A: who cares, why was she outta the kitchen!?!?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Q: What do you get if you cross a swede and a gypsy? A: A car thief who can`t drive.
Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please... Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down! Colonel Sanders: I missed one? L.A Poliece Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken, and we'll find out. Jerry Falwell: Because the chicken was gay! isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. thats what "they" call it: the "other side". Yes, my friends the chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too! Ronald Regan: What Chicken? Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it! ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that more...
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!