Crucify Jokes

Madonna is planning to crucify herself on a mirrored cross during a concert just miles from the Vatican. Obviously the stunt has drawn ire from Catholic officials who have stated, “To crucify yourself in the city of the Pope is an act of open hostility”.
One official also added, “I just wish the bitch would stop wearing those awful, ‘Flashdance’ leotards.”

We crucify ourselves between two thieves- regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.