Crunchy Jokes

“Hey, bartender, ” says a customer, sitting at the bar. “What kind of bird is that sitting on the perch? ”
“Oh, ” says Bob the bartender, “that’s a Crunchy Bird! ”
“I never heard of a Crunchy Bird, ” says the patron.
“Just watch, ” says Bob. He takes a newspaper off the bar and throws it down on the floor, then he turns to the bird and says, “Crunchy Bird, my paper! ” The bird swoops down and attacks the newspaper. He rips it to shreds until there’s nothing left but tiny pieces of confetti.
“Wow, ” says the customer, “can I try? ”
“Be my guest, ” the bartender replies.
The customer takes off his shoe and puts it on the bar and says, “Crunchy Bird, my shoe! ” The bird flies down off the perch and picks the shoe up with his beak. He slams the shoe down on the bar and starts attacking it. In no time, the shoe is reduced to nothing but a few pieces of leather and a shoelace. Then the bird flies back to his perch more...