Curious Jokes / Recent Jokes
A big-time executive walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying something in his hand. The executive leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to the light. "Well, it looks like plastic," the drunk said. Then rolled it around in his fingers and added, "and it feels like rubber." Curious the executive asked, "What do you have there?" The drunk shook his head. "Damned if I know. It looks like plastic and feels like rubber!" The executive said, "Let me take a look." He examined it, rolled it between his fingers and said, "Yeah, you're right. It does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?" The drunk replied, "Out of my nose!"
The young ladies were taking their final vows to become nuns at the Mass. The presiding bishop noticed two rabbis seated at the back of the sanctuary. They'd insisted on sitting on the right side of the center aisle.
The bishop was curious why they'd come, but didn't have time to ask. He went ahead and started the ceremony. Later, when it was time for announcements, the bishop went back to
where the rabbis sat.
"I'm delighted to see you both here and thank you for coming. But I'm a little curious as to why you're present on this occasion where these young women are becoming' Brides of Christ'."
The more senior of the rabbis smiled, rose to his feet, and explained, "We're' Family of the Groom'."
Bob drops by a bar he used to visit when he was young and orders a drink. He hears a man call out his name but the only person at the bar is a beautiful blonde woman. Finally the woman walks over to him and says "Bob, it's me Ralph, your old high school pal".
Bob is completely shocked as he finally realizes that Ralph has had a sex change. Bob is curious about the change and asks Ralph if the procedure hurt much. Ralph says "not really".
Bob asks " well, when they pumped in the silicone for your breasts, that must have hurt didn't it?".
Ralph answers "no, that didn't hurt much". Bob asks "when they.. you know.. chopped off your willy, now that must have hurt!?".
Ralph thinks for a moment and says "no, that didn't hurt all that much. Bob is still curious and asks "well, was there any part of the operation that was painful?"
Ralph nods his/her head and says "oh more...
A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious. The bartender walks up to him and asks "Sir, why do you always ask for two drinks?" the man replies, "I used to come here with my best friend but now he's dead. And I'm drinking the second beer on his behalf." A few days later, the man orders only for 1 beer. Curious, the bartender asks him," why only 1 beer now sir?" man replies, "I have given up drinking!"
A young boy named Daniel had a bad dream in the middle of the night, so he ran into his Mum and Dads room.
He asks, "Can i get in please Mummy?"
His Dad, However, replies and says "Of course. Just dont look under the covers."
Daniel was curious and looked under the covers. He asks, "Daddy, what is that Mummy has?"
His Daddy says "Thats Mummy
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed: "Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you." "When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion," she explained. The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife. "I'm curious though," he said, "Where did the thirty dollars come from?" "Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!
Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now more...