Curse Jokes / Recent Jokes

Making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, a preacher came upon a little boy selling a lawn mower.
"How much are you asking for the mower?" the preacher asked.
"Just enough so I can buy myself a bicycle," replied the boy.
After thinking it over for a moment, the preacher asked, "Would you consider taking my bike in trade for it?"
The little boy asked if he could try the bike out first and after riding it around for a while, he said, "You've got yourself a deal."
The preacher took the mower and started trying to crank it. He pulled on the string a number of times, but there was no response from the mower. He called the little boy over and said, "I can't seem to get the mower to start."
"That's because you have to curse at it to get it started," the boy replied.
"Son, I've been a minister for many, many years. I don't even remember how to curse," said the preacher.
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