Cyanide Jokes / Recent Jokes

A guy enters a pharmacy and asks for a vial of cyanide. The pharmacist, attempting to keep up a professional posture, asks the man what he might need it for.
"Oh," replies the man, "I want to poison my wife."
"I'm sorry, sir," the pharamcist says, "but you must understand that, under these circumstances, it's impossible for me to sell you the cyanide."
The guy immediately reaches into his wallet, pulls out a picture of his wife and quietly lays it on the sales counter.
Blushing, the pharmacist politely remarks, "Forgive me, sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.
The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."