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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.(From a machine at a college dorm:)A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms wind milling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message." Hi. Now you say something." "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so more...
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Former roommates who are accused of multiple shootings in Phoenix plead not guilty.
Dale stated off the record his disappointment of not being able to go to Disney World over the Labor Day weekend.
A WC fan goes to his buddies to see the race and when the race starts the friends dog starts running around the coffee table full bore. Finally he asks his friend what his dog is doing. His friend states that his dog is a Dale Earnhardt fan and that he runs when Dale runs. After about fifteen more minutes the dog slows down and stops and pants for about twenty seconds and then takes off again. What was that all about? he asks his friend Well Dale just made a pit stop. So what does he do when Dale wins? I dunno, I've only had him about a year and a half.
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common?
The last big hit for each was the wall