Daly Jokes / Recent Jokes

John Daly is considering moving to England and playing regularly on the European tour. It should be a relief for Daly to go to a place where beer is considered a breakfast food. The 42-year-old Daly has made just $56,017 this year. And $50,000 of that came from returning his empties.

Coincidentally, six months is about the average length of Daly's blackouts.

John Daly was held overnight in a North Carolina jail after passing out at a Hooters. Daly was allegedly crushed when he was told his chest was too big to work there.

John Daly's six-month suspension on the PGA Tour is finally over. We'll give you one guess as to how he celebrated.

John Daly claims the night he spent in jail for passing out at a Hooters was just a simple misunderstanding. Apparently he meant to pass out at White Castle.

...golfer and professional drinker john daly is embarking on a new career after his golf career tanked...he has taken up acting and has been offered the title role in the remake of the clint eastwood flick "Every Which Way But Sober."