Dandruff Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

A blonde and a brunette were sitting on the park bench when the brunette said, "My boyfriend used to have dandruff but then I gave him head and shoulders".
The blonde said, "How do you give a man shoulders?"

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

There is a Brunette and a Blonde in an elevator when suddenly it stops to let more people in. This cute guy steps into the elevator. Both of the girls notice how cute this guy is but then relize that he has dandruff. The brunette turns towards the blonde and whispers to her "Wow, we need to give him some Head and Shoulders". The blonde says "That sounds like a great idea but how are we going to give him shoulders".

Extracted from US news papers:
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As part of an ongoing feud in Fairfield, Iowa, Ronald Warren Switzer, 39, flew a small plane over the
home of Mike Parsons in July and fired several rifle shots - perhaps the first fly-by shooting in the
U. S.
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According to Saundra Lewis, a clerk at a Durham, N. C., convenience store that was held up in
February, the robber kept apologizing. He said he was sorry when he began the holdup, then again when
he rejected her plea to think it over, then again just as he fled. A few seconds after leaving, he
returned and said, "I'm sorry - really, I'm sorry," but nevertheless kept the money. In contrast, the
robber of a tobacco shop in Mesa, Ariz., in March not only returned the next night to rob the clerk
again, but chastised her for having been rude to him the night before.
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In a San Francisco Chronicle story in more...