David Beckham Jokes

Soccer star David Beckham recently visited with the New York Yankees. He reportedly told them, “Seriously, you can make millions of dollars and NOT play. It’s awesome.”

Editor's note: I just realized that Beckham actually did play last night....finally. But I'm still posting this joke, because I know all of you care deeply about soccer.

January 15 - January 21
"Elton John, George Michael and now me - the latest Brit with good ball-handling skills to conquer America."

-Soccer star David Beckham, speaking about his move to the Los Angeles Galaxy.

David Beckham is currently charging $700,000 per interview. Which is $350,000 for every interesting thing he has to say.

David Beckham's foray into porno movies proved to be much less exciting than many women had hoped for.

Big news out of England this morning that David Beckham has been dropped from the country's soccer team.

Tough decision for England's coach Steve McClaren?

Not really. The nail in Beckham's coffin came when, on the same day, British authorities announced that baby formula would no longer be allowed on all outbound flights out of Heathrow Airport.