David Hasselhoff Jokes

May 14 - May 20

"It was a constant struggle trying to keep that fool from driving me off the road."

- Supercar KITT, commenting on David Hasselhoff's battle with alcoholism.

Actor David Hasselhoff underwent surgery on Thursday after severing a tendon in his arm. Upon waking up in the hospital, doctors played a practical joke on Hasselhoff and told him he'd been in a coma for 25 years. When he started talking about his career they told him it must have all been a dream, that they had never heard of KITT or Pamela Anderson and that Germany hasn't existed for years. As we speak, a duped Hasselhoff is cleaning bedpans trying to pay off his bill.

Really?

I thought he just LIKED wearing a loincloth made of puppies.

Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to DUI and was sentenced to four days in jail today.

Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab after a drunken car chase

And Paris Hilton just spent a stint in jail for drunk driving, but who knows when she'll be back.

When are these young celebs going to learn? Take a lesson from David Hasselhoff and get a freaking Limo driver! You're rich you morons! Then treat yourself to a hamburger in the comfort of your own home with no police and no butch lesbians.

Friends say they knew he had a little too much after they found the actor behind an alley yelling into his watch, “KITT!, I’m drunk, get me out of here.”