David Hasselhoff Jokes / Recent Jokes

Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to DUI and was sentenced to four days in jail today.

Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab after a drunken car chase

And Paris Hilton just spent a stint in jail for drunk driving, but who knows when she'll be back.

When are these young celebs going to learn? Take a lesson from David Hasselhoff and get a freaking Limo driver! You're rich you morons! Then treat yourself to a hamburger in the comfort of your own home with no police and no butch lesbians.

Friends say they knew he had a little too much after they found the actor behind an alley yelling into his watch, “KITT!, I’m drunk, get me out of here.”

Actor David Hasselhoff underwent surgery on Thursday after severing a tendon in his arm. Upon waking up in the hospital, doctors played a practical joke on Hasselhoff and told him he'd been in a coma for 25 years. When he started talking about his career they told him it must have all been a dream, that they had never heard of KITT or Pamela Anderson and that Germany hasn't existed for years. As we speak, a duped Hasselhoff is cleaning bedpans trying to pay off his bill.

Really?

I thought he just LIKED wearing a loincloth made of puppies.

May 14 - May 20

"It was a constant struggle trying to keep that fool from driving me off the road."

- Supercar KITT, commenting on David Hasselhoff's battle with alcoholism.