Davy Jokes

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
3 - His right ear, his left ear, and his wild front-ear.

Q: How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

A: Three. One left ear, one right ear and one wild front ear.

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!