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Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow

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yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment

yo momma is so dumb she flunked a urine test

yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish

yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordles phone"

yo momma is so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.

yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's

yo momma is so dumb she looked at an more...

A person of New Delhi writes that there had been a succession of death of male relatives and he had to give money to their widows as customary. When he was telling his wife how much out of pocket he was, she assauged his feelings by saying "Don't worry, it will all come back to me when I become a widow."

The world was shocked and saddened this morning, to learn of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, 'Pinkie', as he was known to his closest friends and relatives, was 6 years old and alone at the time of his death.
An autopsy was performed earlier today and Chief Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. It appears that someone had put Pinkie's batteries in backwards, causing him to keep coming, and coming, and coming...

A man and his wife went golfing one day. The man ended the day by calling the authorities due to a golf ball hitting his wife in the head and instantly killing her. At the morgue, the pathologist explained to the man that the golf ball was indeed the cause of death of his wife. The pathologist did have one question. He asked the golfer how another golf ball had made it's way up his wife's ass. The golfer explained, that was my mulligan. (For the golfing novice, a mulligan is a free shot)

Behind a three-wheeler in Delhi was the following message:
Hey dost, Bhagwan say maut dilaa dey; Ya Bhagwan sey kah roz pilaadey Friend, ask God to grant me death I pray Or tell Him to give me a drink everyday.

A man was making love to his wife and he exclaimed, "I will love you to death!"
The following night they again were beginning to making love and he shouted "I'll love you till you scream!!"
After he had done the same thing the third night, his wife pulled a feather out of the pillow and began tapping him on the head with it.
"What are you doing?" demanded the husband.
"Comparatively speaking, I'm pounding your brains out" she replied.

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately8:42PM last evening.Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going andgoing and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends andrelatives, was alone at the time of his death.An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medicalExaminer, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death wasacute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming and coming...