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In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of sleep deprivation research.James Harden is currently in his tenth month of his study. His subjects, Debbie and Dennis Harden, have tried to foil his research to no avail. "Ferber" has failed and so has "The Family Bed."Young James conducts his studies by awakening in the wee hours of the morning, standing up in his crib, and screaming at the top of his lungs. Sometimes, a backrub from Mom will put him back to sleep; but at other times, it takes the formula ritual. Sometimes James is actually hungry but most of the time he just wants to check how his research is going.Just how far has he gone? Last week, James woke up too early; his parents were still up watching David Letterman. Dennis looked at his lovely wife and said, "I can't take this. I'm going to bed."Debbie responded, "If you do that, I will kill you in your sleep." Dennis went to get the more...

Alan and his wife, Debbie, are working in the garden. Debbie bends over to rip up weeds.' Wow, Debbie,' Alan says.' Your butt is getting really wide.'' No, it's not!' Debbie says. Debbie walks towards the barbecue grill to throw the weeds in a trash can.' Your butt is getting so big that it's almost wider than the grill!' Alan says. He gets a tape measure and measures Debbie and the grill.' Ha,' Alan says.' Your butt's the same exact size as the grill!' Debbie ignores Alan's comments and refuses to speak to him for three days. On the fourth night, they're lying in bed watching television.' I could sure use some lovin',' Alan says. Debbie looks over at him and yells,' Don't think for one minute that I'm going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie!'

“My husband’s always playing around, ” Liz complained to Debbie as they pedaled their exercise bicycles one morning. “It’s made me so anxious I can’t even eat. ” “Then why don’t you leave him? ” Debbie asked. “Oh, I will, ” replied Liz, “just as soon as I hit 105. ”