Debut Jokes

When a young hot-shot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.
Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to the other, impressed, "Well, this kid really knows his stuff!"
The other replied, " *I* don't think he is so hot - did you notice how flat his high E was at the end?"

This headline is actually a misprint. and should read:

David Schwimmer makes "directing" debut with "comedy"

A congenital amputee missing his arms and legs is planning to make his MMA debut next month in Alabama. Which is safer than him making his swimming debut.