Deductive Jokes

Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving." New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."
Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?" New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."
Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what's that?" New Neighbor: "Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog." Neighbor 1: "That's right."
New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family." Neighbor 1: "Right again."
New Neighbor: "Since you have a famly, I deduce that you have a wife." Neighbor 1: "Correct."
New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual." Neighbor 1: "Yup." New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning." more...

Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving." New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly." Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?" New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning." Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what's that?" New Neighbor: "Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog." Neighbor 1: "That's right." New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family." Neighbor 1: "Right again." New Neighbor: "Since you have a famly, I deduce that you have a wife." Neighbor 1: "Correct." New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual." Neighbor 1: "Yup." New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning." Neighbor 1: more...

Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving."

New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."

Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"

New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."

Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."

Neighbor 1: "That is right."

New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."

Neighbor 1: "Right again."

New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife."

Neighbor 1: "Correct"

New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are more...

Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what's that?"New Neighbor: "Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."Neighbor 1: "That's right."New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family."Neighbor 1: "Right again."New Neighbor: "Since you have a famly, I deduce that you have a wife."Neighbor 1: "Correct."New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual."Neighbor 1: "Yup."New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning."Neighbor 1: more...