Degenerate Jokes

After having yet another motion denied by the court, the attorney could not take it any more. "Your Honor," she said, "What would you do if I called you a stupid, degenerate, old fool."

The Judge, now also angered, said, "I would hold you in contempt of court and seek to have you suspended from practicing before this court again!"

"What if I only thought it?" asked the attorney.

"In that case, there is nothing I could do, you have the right to think whatever you may."

"Oh, I see. Then please let the record reflect that I' think' you're a stupid, degenerate, old fool."