"After Having Yet Another.." joke

After having yet another motion denied by the court, the attorney could not take it any more. "Your Honor," she said, "What would you do if I called you a stupid, degenerate, old fool."

The Judge, now also angered, said, "I would hold you in contempt of court and seek to have you suspended from practicing before this court again!"

"What if I only thought it?" asked the attorney.

"In that case, there is nothing I could do, you have the right to think whatever you may."

"Oh, I see. Then please let the record reflect that I' think' you're a stupid, degenerate, old fool."

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