Delicatessen Jokes

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami." Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely." What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "... a money box!"

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"