Dent Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.""Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
Excellent Blondes
A blonde says to a brunette,' 'Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says,' 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said,' 'You have acute appendicitis.''
The blond yelled at the doctor...
' 'I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!''
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.
So he told her all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's more...
Someone had kicked a dent in the door of the blonde's car so she took it to a mechanic to get it fixed. The mechanic thought that seeing as she was a blonde, he would joke with her. He told her to take her car home, get behind it, blow on the tail pipe and that would pop the dent out.
So she took her car home and began blowing on the tail pipe when another blonde came up to her and asked what the heck she was doing.
The blonde said, "The mechanic told me to blow on the tail pipe and that would blow the dent in the door right out."
The other blonde shook her head and said, "You dumb blonde, don't you know you have to roll the windows up first!"
I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent. On the windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver. "I feel terrible," the woman apologized when I called. "I hit your car as I was pulling into the next parking spot."
"Please, don't worry," I said to her. "I'm sure our insurance companies will take care of everything."
"Thank you for your understanding," she said. "You're so much nicer than the man I hit on the way out."
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, ''You have acute appendicitis.''
The blond yelled at the doctor...
''I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!''
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.
So he told her all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"