Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth.And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.' - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.
At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).
Boss To His Secretary: “I Thought That You Wanted Yesterday Afternoon Off Because You Had To See Your Dentist? ”
Secretary: “That’s Right, Sir”
Boss: “So How Come I Saw You Coming Out Of The Movie Theatre With A Young Man? ”
Secretary: “That Was My Dentist”
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind lady, I'll have to adjust the chair!"
What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. "
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $
90.
00. Patient: $
90.00 for just a few minutes work?!?!? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like?
A dentist was preparing to clean an elderly woman's teeth. Noticing that she appeared to be a little nervous, he began to tell her a story while he was putting on his rubber gloves.
"Do you know how these rubber gloves are made?" he asked.
"No I don't," she replied.
"Down in Mexico there is a big building set up with a large tank of latex," he spoofed. "The workers there are all picked according to hand size. Each worker goes up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands. Then they peel off the gloves and deposit them in the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and begin the process all over again."
The woman didn't laugh at all! Five minutes into the cleaning procedure, the dentist had to stop because she burst out laughing.
"Oh my," the blushing woman exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"