Derset Jokes

Three Little Pigs walked into a resterant one day.The Waiter asked them what they wanted for Dinner. The first Piggy said i want that steak please.The second piggy said i want pasta and the third piggy said i want water lots and lots of water.
The meal was served and a while later the waiter asked if the piggys wanted any derset. i wan the banana spilt said the first piggy. i want the apple pie said the second piggy. i want water lots and lots of water said the third piggy. the derset was served and a moment later the waiter asked the third little piggy: Why have you only orded Water all day?
Well someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home.