Devastation Jokes

What's brown and white and flops on the beach? A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish! What is a Filipino's idea of devastation? It's where you catch de bus. How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence? Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"? (get it the bus station???) What's the difference between select and choose? ? Select is when you pick out something... choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet! !! What do you call a Filipino walking a dog? A vegetarian. What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian? Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land. There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one? The one in the bunny suit.