Devils Jokes / Recent Jokes

The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. "but we've got all the cricketers," said the angels. The devils said:
"yes. But we've got all the umpires! "

After a visit to preacher T.D. Jakes' City Of Refuge Church, Death Row records founder Marion "Suge" Knight has finally seen the light. "We shouldn't be constantly feeding negative energy to these kids" he said. "You can get rich with the devils money but you can only be happy with God's money".

At a titty bar later that evening, Suge unhappily received lap dances and purged negativity by slipping only devils money between undulating ass- cheeks, while keeping Gods money safely tucked beneath his 9 millimeter.