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A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he
was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally looked over
his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who's that you're drawing, son?"
The son answered, "God."
"Don't be silly," reproved the mother. "Nobody knows what God looks
like."
Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly, "They will
when I'm finished!"

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just more...

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.
When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
"You know what?"
"What, dear?" his wife asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His motherfinally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who'sthat you're drawing, son?" The son answered, "God." "Don't be silly," reproved the mother. "Nobody knows what Godlooks like." Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly,"They will when I'm finished!"

Bob and Mary Smith were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Ball. Mary had a terrible headache the night of the party, and told Bob to go without her. Bob, a devoted husband, protested, but Mary argued, saying she was going to take two aspirin and go to bed.
There was no need for her husband to miss out on a good time. So, he took his costume and away he went. After a hours nap, Mary awoke feeling great! It was still early... she decided to go the party. Having kept her costume a secret from her husband, Mary decided to have a little fun. She would see how Bob behaved when she was not with him.
Mary joined the party and soon spotted her husband on the dance floor, dancing with every chick that he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. Mary sidled up to him. She was no slouch in the Babe department. Wearing her most seductive smile, she easily got his attention. He left his latest partner high and dry and devoted his attentions to the new stuff that had more...

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted
husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain;
and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. Inasmuch as her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and more...