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Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? Yup...it runs in your genes!
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhoea.
No sooner were the papers delivered than a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."
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When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."
Julie, the husband of Fredrik, had diarrhoea. So, every now and then, she went to the loo.
But the only thing she'd done is missed the toilet and it all ran across the bathroom floor! She said "
HELP! IT'S ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!!"
The only thing that she couldn't see was the whole room. It was dark because there was a power cut!
"
HELP!"
she said, holding one of her bum cheeks,"
There's a floodlight failure! The electric's gone and there's diarrhoea on the floor! I tell you! FLOODLIGHT FAILUUUURE!!!"