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One Day Santa Singh Went To See Jurassic Park In A Movie Hall And Every Time The Dinosaurs Went Hunting He Used To Hide Under His Seat.
Seeing This The Man Sitting Next To Him Said "Don't Feel Scared Its Just A Movie" To This Santa Singh Replied "I Know It Is A Movie But The Dinosaurs Don't Know It".

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.

Why dont dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that's not important and don't ask what a Kangaroo is." Dinosaur #2: "I don't know, how many?" Dinosaur #1: "10 economists and one grad student. One economist to make a model, one to run the regression, one to test the hypothesis, one to interpret the results, one to conclude how to screw it on, one grad student to screw it on, and five economists trying to fight off the dinosaurs trying to eat them.

all the female dinos in Jurassic Park have problems mating, since they were all on their Jurassic Period.
JP Quote-
God Creates Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs Rule the Earth.
Dinosaurs Die Out, God Creates Man.
Man Rules The Earth, Man Creates Dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs Kill Man.Then Women Rule the Earth.
Q. Did you hear about the new product for female dinos that prevents them from experiencing that extinct feeling?
A. Jurassic Eve- Dino Dousing
Pantyhose for female dinos would probably be packaged in large plastic dinosaur eggs.
Rex Beer, the new Dinosaur alcholic beverage that brings out the tyrant in the drinker.
Q.Did you hear about the newest dino singing craze?
A.Rap-tors