Grad Jokes

A little boy and his mother were walking in a cemetery when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an UConn graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”

Q : How do you come to own a small business?
A : Start a large business and put an UConn grad in charge of it.

A college graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.

"What do you think I've been doing," the grad said, "shoving them up my butt?"

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, “Didn’t they teach you to wash your hands at Yale? ”
The Yale grad responded, “They taught us not to piss on our hands. ”

This was overheard at a campus eating establishment.
A guy grumbled at his friend, and then said, "Sorry, I'm in a bad mood
today." The friend asks why, and the guy replies quite mater-of-factly,
"Well, I'm in grad school."