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Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ” Dinosaur #2: “What is an economist? ” Dinosaur #1: “A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that’s not important and don’t ask what a Kangaroo is. ” Dinosaur #2: “I don’t know, how many? ” Dinosaur #1: “10 economists and one grad student. One economist to make a model, one to run the regression, one to test the hypothesis, one to interpret the results, one to conclude how to screw it on, one grad student to screw it on, and five economists trying to fight off the dinosaurs trying to eat them.

A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked." What do you think I've been doing," the grad said, "Shoving them up my ass!"

A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," the grad said, "Shoving them up my ass!"

A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked."What do you think I've been doing," the grad said, "Shoving them up my ass!"

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, “Didn’t they teach you to wash your hands at Yale? ”
The Yale grad responded, “They taught us not to piss on our hands. ”

Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?"
Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that`s not important and don`t ask what a Kangaroo is."
Dinosaur #2: "I don`t know, how many?"
Dinosaur #1: "10 economists and one grad student. One economist to make a model, one to run the regression, one to test the hypothesis, one to interpret the results, one to conclude how to screw it on, one grad student to screw it on, and five economists trying to fight off the dinosaurs trying to eat them.