Discharge Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says "how does that feel?" Young lady, "Oooh doctor that feels lovely...... .. but the discharge is from my ear!!"

Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she
replied that she suffered from a discharge. Said he: Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn,
and lie down on the examining table. She did, whereupon the doctor put on
rubber gloves and began to massage her "private parts." After a couple of
minutes he asked: How does that feel? Wonderful, she replied, but the
discharge is from the ear.

Rhode Island: We`re Not REALLY An Island
Rhode Island: Size ain`t everything
Rhode Island: Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
Dumb Rhode Island Laws
Rhode Island recently applied to the US Government to make all the coastal waters of Rhode Island a "No Discharge Zone". The ostensible purpose was to prohibit the discharge of sewage by boats into the state`s waters. However, discharge of raw sewage into the state waters was already illegal. What the "No Discharge Zone" actually did was make it illegal to discharge TREATED sewage from a boat into state waters. What now happens is that boats (whose treatment systems far outperform municipal sewage treatment plants) are now required to disable their sewage treatment systems, and carry their sewage to a shore-based facility, which then dumps the partially treated sewage back into Rhode Island`s coastal waters.
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