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Three men are stranded on an island and a tribe appears from no where.
The chief says to them, "Ungubunga or death."
The first guy asks the chief, "What is ungubunga?" and the chief simply repeats himself.
The first guy says,"Ungubunga" and the chief screws him and lets him go.
The second guy says, "Well its pretty disgusting, but I have a family." So he chooses ungubunga and gets screwed.
The third guy says, "You two are disgusting!" and chooses death.
The chief exclaims, "Good choice death by ungubunga!"

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've everseen!"The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in themorning when he makes the doughnuts!"and orders ahamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've everseen!"The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in themorning when he makes the doughnuts!"

Santa observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
Santa: "What's your 'Unique Breakfast?'"
Waitress"Baked tongue of chicken."
Santa: "Baked tongue of chicken?... Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!"
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?"
"Just bring me scrambled eggs," the man replied.

your mamma is so disgusting that the weather station has given a name to each one of her farts...

Three men are stranded on an island and a tribe appears from no where.
The chief says to them, "Ungubunga or death."
The first guy asks the chief, "What is ungubunga?" and the chief simply repeats himself.
The first guy says,"Ungubunga" and the chief screws him and lets him go.
The second guy says, "Well its pretty disgusting, but I have a family." so he chooses ungubunga and gets screwed.
The third guy says, "You two are disgusting!" and chooses death. the chief exclaims, "Good choice death by ungubunga!"

A man goes to a restaurant for dinner, but he doesn't like the food.
"Send the chef here," the man said to the waiter. "I wish to complain about this disgusting meal."
"I'm afraid you'll have to wait, sir," the waiter replied, "he's just stepped out for his dinner."

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows “One burger! ” Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, “that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. ” The counterman says, “Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts. ”