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There were two workers digging in a ditch. Their supervisor was sitting against a brick wall reading a book.
After a while, one worker said to the other "How come we're over here working in the hot sun while he's over there reading a book?"
The other guy replied, "I don't know. Why don't you go ask him?"
So the first guy walked over to where the supervisor was sitting. The supervisor looked up and then went back to reading his book.
Finally the worker asked him, "How come you're over here reading, while we're digging in the sun?"
The supervisor looked at him for a moment and answered, "Intelligence." Then he continued reading.
After thinking about this for a minute, the worker asked, "How's that?"
The supervisor replied, "Let me show you." He held out his hand and said, "now, hit my hand as hard as you can."
The worker put down his shovel and proceeded to hit the supervisor's more...
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull! ” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull! ” Buddy didn’t respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull! ” Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull! ” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
“Well… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try! ”
The farmer's stallion was galloping around the farm when he fell into a ditch the farmer had recently dug. He screamed for help and eventually got the attention of a local chicken. Realizing that the horse would die if he didn't lend a hand, he said, "Stay put, I'll go get my Porsche"
"You have a Porche?" Asked the Stallion
"Everyone has one nowadays." And the chicken was off. He returned twenty minutes later and tied a robe around the rear bumper and hauled the horse out of the pit.
The next week, the same chicken fell in the same ditch and cried for help. Along came the stallion. The stallion started masterbating until his member got hard and he stradled the ditch, allowing his cock to dangle down. The chicken grabbed ahold of it and climbed out of the ditch.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a porche to pick up chicks
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency, were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm. The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid off into a ditch. Fortunately there was a house quite nearby. They waded through the drifts to the house, and after a shortconversation with the lady who answered the door, they were able toconvince her that they were no danger to her, and she let them come in. She prepared a meal for them, and during the conversation Abe andMorey learned that she was a widow of a few years standing. Conditions continued to deteriorate, and she prepared the guest roomfor Abe and Morey. The next day about 10: 00 AM, a snowplow came through and helpfullypulled the salesmen's car our of the ditch, after cleaning the road. Abe and Morey thanked th widow Brown and went on their rounds. Nine months later, Abe called Morey, and asked if Morey had, by somechance, more...
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily, a farmer passed by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said that Benny could pull his car out, so he backed the horse up and hitched it to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."