Divorcee Jokes

An Israeli girl has become the world's youngest divorcee at the age of 14. Next year she hopes to become the world's youngest cougar.

A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown New York and
says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie
dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have:
Fashion Barbie at $15. 95
Vacation Barbie at $15. 95
Housewife Barbie at $15. 95
and Divorcee Barbie at $215. 95!"
The guy asks in astonishment, "Why is divorcee Barbie so much?
She
looks the same to me."
The assistant answers, "Well, sir, divorcee Barbie comes complete
with
Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's etc. etc.

A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man
trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking.
"What do you do?" she asked him.
"I recently escaped from prison for having killed my wife."
"Oh, does that mean you are available?"