Don Imus Jokes

"The man is irresponsible... even I know enough to put a set-up and punchline in there when I'm making fun of African Americans..." said the former Klansman.

"You've got to open up with'how many black people does it take to so and so', or'what's the difference between an all-black basketball team and a such and such'... I mean, what's wrong with this guy? He is supposed to be a pro."

Is it just me, or does Don Imus look like John Kerry with a drinking problem?

You know, in addition to hosting a very popular syndicated morning talk show, Don Imus also earns some extra money by using his face to buff and wax late model Buicks.

April 16 - April 22

- "Enough beating around the bush. How many buckets of KFC is it gonna take to get you off my back?"

- Radio personality Don Imus, trying to strike a deal with Al Sharpton.