April Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
April!
April who?
April might make you feel better!

April showers bring May flowers, and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims.

Los Angeles Clipper Blake Griffin expects to be healthy by late April...just in time to help the rest of his teammates clean out their lockers.

Little Jeremy was blind (aw!). One evening, his mummy put him on her knee and said, "Jeremy, I have a very special surprise for you. Tonight, if you pray very hard, when you wake up, you'll be able to see."
In great excitement, Jeremy stumbled upstairs, threw himself down next to his bed, and prayed his little heart out. "Please God, please, please, please give me sight. I'll be a good boy all the time, and I'll never use my eyes to look at naughty things or anything." (etc.) The next morning, his mother is awakened by howls from Jeremy's room.
She rushes into him. "What's wrong, son?"
"I still can't see!" he wails.
"Ha ha!" laughs his mum. "April fools!"

Am Going To U. S. A.. . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days. . . Surprised?? ? ?

After 80 Days it’s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2009.