Donovan Jokes / Recent Jokes
After signing a deal to coach the Orlando Magic, Billy Donovan went back to the University of Florida. As part of a big misunderstanding, Al Sharpton demanded a public apology after hearing Donovan’s desire to “renege”.
Father Donovan entered the pub and said to the first man he saw, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" "Yes, I do, Father," the man replied.
"Then," said the priest, "leave this pub immediately."
The priest then approached a second man and asked him the same question, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" "Most certainly, Father, I do," replied the man.
"Then you must leave this den of Satan at once," said the priest.
Father Donovan then walked up to O'Reilly and asked, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" "No, Father, I don't," replied O'Reilly.
Looking him straight in the eye, the priest said, "Are you telling me when you die, you do not want to go to Heaven?"
"Oh, when I die. Certainly Father. I thought you were getting a group organized to go right now," O'Reilly replied.
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father O'Rafferty.
"Top o' the mornin' to ye," said the Father, "Aren't you Mrs. O'Donovan? Didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?"
She replied "Aye, that ye did, Father."
"And be there any wee ones yet?"
"No, not yet, Father," Mrs. O'Donovan said.
"Well, now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for ye."
"Oh, thank ye, Father." They parted ways.
Some years later they met again.
"Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan," the priest said. "How are ye these days?"
"Oh, very well," said she.
"And tell me," he said. "Have ye any wee ones yet?"
"Oh, yes, Father," Mrs. O'Donovan replied. "Three sets of twins and four singles -- 10 in more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!