Doo-dah Jokes

I couldn't work out whether to laugh or be offended by some of these!

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1.Two World Wars and One World Cup, doo-dah doo-dah.
2.Proper beer
3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
5.Union jack underpants.
6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9.Ditto changing underwear
10.Beats being Welsh.
10a. Or Scottish

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
1.When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2.Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
3.You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
4.If there's a war you can surrender really early.
5.You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on SBS
6.You can more...

"Camptown Races":

I can't come to the telephone;

doo-dah, doo-dah.

Leave your message when you hear the tone;
oh, de doo-dah day.

Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...

So leave a message when you hear the tone.

I'll call you back someday...

Top 10 Reasons For Being English
Two World Wars and One World Cup (doo-dah doo-dah)
Warm beer
You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket
You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
Union jack underpants
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
Puts you in with a chance of bedding Lady Di
Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
Ditto changing underwear
Beats being Welsh,
Or Scottish

This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The cop asked the man for his name and theguy replied, "Earl." "You got a last name, Earl?" "Nope. It's a long story, Officer." "I got time." Earl sighs and says, "Well, Officer, at first I was known asEarl Doo-Daa. I was going to school to become a doctor, andI did, so I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD. I got bored justbeing a doctor so I went to dental school, graduated, and became Earl Doo-Daa, M. D., D. D. After a little more time I fooled around with this girl and got VD. So I was known asEarl Doo-Daa, MD, DD, with VD. When the medical boardfound out about my VD they took away my MD so I was knownas Earl Doo-Daa, DD with VD. The dentistry board also foundout about the VD and took away my DD making me Earl Doo-Dah with VD. Finally, the VD took away my Doo-Dah soI'm now just Earl."