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Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on his mother, every time they hit a bump he had a baby brother!

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on his mother
Every time he hit a bump
He had another brother!

Once Upon a Time during the glorious Timurid Caliphate (Mughal Empire), Shahzada (Prince) Salim of the House of Timur came of age. But he wanted to marry only the purest Batul (virgin) in the entire Mughal Empire. So his father, Caliph Akbar, ordered the wise Navratans (Nine Jewels) of his court to find such an innocent bride. After a massive search they found Shahzadi (Princess) Zeba to be the purest & fairest Muslimah (Islamic Female) in the realm. Locked in a Minar (tower) in a remote mountain valley by her father, the Sultan (Regent) of Kashmir, it was said by all that she was so innocent & unblemished she had never even seen a man. Delighted, Salim married her in an opulent wedding.

On the Shab-e-Aroosi (Wedding-Night), Salim went to her bed. Seeing her marvellous Fuddi (Coynte), his Zubb (Yard) stood upright & he doffed his pyjamas to finally deflower her.

Zeba (giggling): Verily, thou hast such a cute little Doodool (prickle)!
Salim: Oh more...

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.The song, "Yankee Doodle" was originally sung by British Soldiers to insult the colonialists ( which was typical of the British in those days). The Continental Army took to singing it to annoy the British (which was typical of the colonialists).

The song, "Yankee Doodle" was originally sung by British soldiers to insult the colonialists, (which was typical of the British in those days).
The Continental Army took to singing it to annoy the British (which was typical of the colonialists).